Agony, Texas
Excerpt from today's Agonizing Truth (circulation 312)
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| Agony, Texas: Commercial District |
More citizens of the small, insignificant town of Agony, Texas are outraged by S Bond Herndon's new 'Tell-All' book: "A Week in Agony...Texas" Perched as it is, at the end of the only highway in or out, and placed, "Unfortunately" (according to S Bond Herndon) in the "...burning hemorrhoid" of the Pecos Valley Basin, "smack dab in the middle of nowhere, and only slightly better than the oozing scab of its sister town: Cognito, Texas--just the other side of the Big Nothing... " (again, according to Herndon) are but a few of the statements with which Agonites take issue.
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| Farnsbee says: "I never wanted the job ..." |
Current Mayoral Appointee Cletus Farnsbee (Herndon's book points out how the town has to appoint, rather than elect, a mayor, since "...no one with any sense would want the job...") made the only official response to the uproar in town: "Ah...that feller sorta snuck in here and used some type of charm on folks around these parts. Everybody just felt like they could talk to him, know what I mean...?"
Herndon's book, to be published by Truesource Publishing's Imagine House imprint. The release date for Herndon's latest novel has not been set.
Herndon also wrote the Galveston Ghostly thriller: Tormenta, which is available through his publisher. S. Bond Herndon is rumored to be signing books "On The Mountain" in Canton, Tx., during Market Days. "Agonites are not welcome..." Herndon says not to worry about the crazed lunatics from the small town ever being able to find their way to Canton. "We have a posse, and a sheriff up here ON THE MOUNTAIN." The author-storyteller said. "I think those boys can handle the Mulligans..."
"THE MULLIGANS are the notorious family of thugs and misfits that Herndon was instrumental in exposing to various interested Law Enforcement agencies. Mulligan Salvage, the family company moniker, was revealed to be a chop-shop, marijuana processing plant, as well as other nefarious activities that are forcing the procurement of a Grand Jury to review, and perhaps bring indictments to the rest of the Mulligan Boys, some twenty-eight all totaled, although, as Herndon points out: "It's hard to keep 'em all straight as far as which one is who."
Herndon also wrote the Galveston Ghostly thriller: Tormenta, which is available through his publisher. S. Bond Herndon is rumored to be signing books "On The Mountain" in Canton, Tx., during Market Days. "Agonites are not welcome..." Herndon says not to worry about the crazed lunatics from the small town ever being able to find their way to Canton. "We have a posse, and a sheriff up here ON THE MOUNTAIN." The author-storyteller said. "I think those boys can handle the Mulligans..."
"THE MULLIGANS are the notorious family of thugs and misfits that Herndon was instrumental in exposing to various interested Law Enforcement agencies. Mulligan Salvage, the family company moniker, was revealed to be a chop-shop, marijuana processing plant, as well as other nefarious activities that are forcing the procurement of a Grand Jury to review, and perhaps bring indictments to the rest of the Mulligan Boys, some twenty-eight all totaled, although, as Herndon points out: "It's hard to keep 'em all straight as far as which one is who."
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