SHOOT OUT ON THE MOUNTAIN!: Rangers push back marauding Mulligans!

Here's an excerpt from the paper about the latest trick the Mulligans have tried to pull...


THE FLATHAT TIMES


October 1, 2011 Flathat Texas (near Canton) A West Texas gang made a foiled attempt to confront Novelist S. Bond Herndon, and his wife: THE FABULOUS FEATHERMAYE.  Town of Flathat, Texas Law enforcement Rangers were aware of the potential for a confrontational appearance by the thugs from the same town that Herndon has profiled in his new TELL-ALL book about life in an insignificant town stuck in the middle of no where...

"Hell fire...they come wobbling up here like they didn't have any sense..." Ranger Hix Taylor told this reporter. "We was gonna just talk to the idiots fellers and urge them to move on...you know...peaceful-like."

"Then one of 'em jumped ole Tom..." (note here that the Ranger was chuckling as he said this) Hix continued: "Shoot, that was a mistake."

As the confrontation escalated, the Herndon's, and their dog, were escorted to Nanny Fru-Fru's, were they had a nice bowl of gumbo, according to the story teller "Phillis makes a mean rue..." He was still chewing while answering questions. "We didn't hear about all the fuss till it was over.  Shouldn't mess with the Rangers..." Herndon grinned then and added: "And don't mess with TEXAS!"

Let me close this one by adding that we're all just fine.  These guys are really just too dumb to really ever get in our faces about it.  Oleandra told us that all they want to do is hog-tie us up until we agree to tear up the pages we've written.  I haven't have to heart to mention I wrote it on a computer.  


We'll keep our heads down against flying lead!


More blogs to come!  Mulligans be damned!