Posted by Unknown at 8:26 AM
By now, you've become a fan of feathermaye's eye, just like yours truly. Here in pictures, my fabulous, Artist wife begins to show you what this place is all about...
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- This is Canton -
Lots such as these are all over and surrounding the city |
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- This is The Mountain -
During 1st Monday weekends, no autos on The Mountain |
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- This is Canton -
A tribute to the General Stores of old, in the heart of the city |
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- This is The Mountain -
Simply stated: Just cussin good junk! |
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- This is Canton -
A fine, historically rich Texas town with strong traditions |
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- This is The Mountain -
A special place, where art happens everywhere |
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- This is Canton -
A special place, with special shopping, artists flourish here
amid the strong influences of Texas' past... |
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- This is The Mountain -
Many successful artists came here to enjoy the special energy, The Mountain just
makes an artist WANT to go the extra mile with their work... |
Much more to come in the next issues from The fabulous feathermaye! Art happens here every 1st Monday Trade days. Shop
Canton.... Experience
The Mountain
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Posted by Unknown at 8:33 PM
It really doesn't matter what sort of place you get on The Mountain, as long as it has a really great porch...
Plenty of porches left here...Come claim one of your own. Art, happens here every 1st Monday Market. Shop Canton, experience The Mountain!
Posted by Unknown at 9:06 AM
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| Throngs of shoppers flood Canton |
Over a Million visitors flooded the town below us, but only a few thousand ventured up this hill. That's in part due to the fact that most of what happens up here, happens at night. However, low crowds during the day are also due to the fact that the word about the place is not getting out, any more. That's part of the role we've assigned ourselves...
You've all witnessed how we have fallen in love with this sandy bump in East Texas. We can't let it lose its identity as "The Best kept Secret in Texas". No, sir, and we ask not for one dime, we just want the word to get out; we want stale and out-of-date websites that still draw hits at the top of search engines, to be replaced by hits that filter through this blog, by you, our faithful followers. After all, this is about getting your attention, and trusting that if it moves you to do so, you'll not hesitate to pass it along to your own networks. Hey, that's what a blog can do...
But for all of the ones that found their way up here...
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| LZ putting the final touches on her evolving dream |
TWIRL! a Photography Boutique premiered this weekend and I watched, grinned and even twirled my-own-self as the vision that was only last Market Days referred to by its central story line: "Miss Lilly's Closet", metamorph'd, in serendipitous fashion, to become 'Twirl'. Feathermaye Multi-Media even zipped together a really cool sign with Laurie's script design in lights that made the joint pop even more.
Like a magnet people were drawn to the elaborate Zebra Tree set, wondering what, oh what, could this be... Then, about sundown on Friday, it took off as the first set of girls flooded in, chose outfits and got to twirling while The Divine Mz. Z, feathermaye, and even a reserve photographer (Becky Mottolese) put their creative eyes behind Mz. Z's designs and directions, and as spectators stood agape in the street watching, the dance that is 'Twirl!' flowed, organically, magically. By 9:00pm Saturday, the artists were spent, dragging...
Be sure to check out Part Three in the next issue!
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Posted by Unknown at 7:36 PM
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That's right, we rented this little Red School House, right
here on The Mountain: Current HQ for
feathermaye multimedia |
IF you're just joining us, I'll begin by telling you that we are hiding out on The Mountain, here in Canton, Texas.
You'll also find several additional blogs here on the site about The Mountain, Canton, and what, exactly, The Herndons are doing on this hill.
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The Texicans were in full swing:
led flying, pistols popping
every hour! |
Now, for everyone else in the Posse...
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| Lecia's Designs were a natural crowd stopper... |
We had us a root'n toot'n, shoot'em up weekend here on The Mountain. Our guest Artist Lecia Zinna set up a small exhibit of her work and met many fellow artisans that love coming here, not only for the exposure to thousands of eyes during Market Days, but also for the camaraderie shared by an artist's contemporaries, regardless of their art, we all starve, we all crave the company of others with similar aspirations, however lofty, or simple they may be...
More about this weekend coming in the next issue!
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Posted by Unknown at 4:09 PM
I know I've already told you about the little B&B we are staying in: The Mardi Gras is but one of many similar Bed and Baths, or in some cases Bed and Breakfasts that dot the Calliope-like mix of structures on this hill.
Mountain B&Bs are a mainstay here; many of the shoppers and night clients of THE MOUNTAIN are those staying in these quaint little sleepers. They've shopped all over Canton during the day, and after dropping their bags in their B&B, are once again ready to take to the hill for some night time fun!
At the base of the hill, you'll find great places like: The Long Branch Hotel where Tony Lewis runs, what has been voted: one of The BEST Hotels in Canton for the last eight years. Tony also puts out an excellent breakfast buffet, with all the trimmings for his guests.
Buffalo Girls is as rustic as they come...Old West charm in the middle of the twenty-first century. That's the point of this place. There's even a scheduled Shoot Out in front of the porch, usually lined with spectators as THE TEXICANS start slinging led.
As you move up the hill you'll see more and more of the smaller B&Bs. Right next door to us is The Big Easy, another of the festively decorated B&Bs. Pink Debbie owns the Big Easy and a few others as well. She's from Deep Down in Louisiana, where they make Mardi Gras floats and gowns. Some of those very same gowns are on display in various B&Bs around The Mountain. The artwork alone on these gowns is incredible!
This would be the longest blog in history if I tried to put up shots of all the B&Bs here... Instead, I've tried to put in a wide range of styles, since the styles can very from boxy old shot-gun design to something akin to a fort built by Spanky and the gang, or even Butch and his gang--I wasn't thinking of Sundance and Butch, but them too.
No matter the architecture, it fits with the general idea of The Mountain: FUN.
After all, Mountain B&Bs are about having a nice, comfy, or even cushy place to flop after you've dropped from all the shopping!
I'm including a list of all the websites and their respective booking sites for you to choose from. We really hope to see YOU on The Mountain soon!
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Posted by Unknown at 8:16 AM
No one is standing there ready to hand out advice when you set out to see if you can find America. You accumulate it as you go; sometimes folks you encounter along the way will offer up some useful tidbits, time or money savers that help--but most of the time, it's trial and error. And, we've got a lot of ideas. But, that's how it goes...
The Fabulous Feathermaye and I have finally concluded that WE are going to have to jot down the notes that others can follow. Some of it is silly, sure, some of it can really make a difference. As I've said in earlier blogs: We are operating from a very thin precipice... avoiding mistakes can be the difference in staying in your budget, or going hungry.
Of course, the best way for a Blogger/Novelist/Humorist/Satirist to pay for his or her room and board, is by Advertising!
I don't want to make too much of this; after all, the last thing I want to do is alienate my readers, just to make a buck. Besides, no readers=no blog=no advertising bucks to keep going with.
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My Fabulously Brilliant wife has taken great pains to shop for the right sort of advertising clients, not based upon how much we can make; but rather upon the sort of products or services that I'm already talking about in the blog.
Beyond that, we had to decide if the product or service is something that we can actually get behind, actually promote, in other words: Would we use this ourselves?
A very wise man named Judge Ziglar
(yes, that one, the brother of Zig) told me once that it's always important to remember the last four letters in the word "enthusiasm". The Judge told Yours Truly that those four letters actually mean: I Am Sold Myself. Ergo, we now have some new affiliate advertisers that we not only care about, but feel their product lines are unique and fit well with our over-all theme. And, just so you know... Judge Ziglar once sold TV sets in rural Mississippi, before there were any TV Stations!
He also holds the world's record in sales of Pots and Pans, Insurance, you name it. The man knew what he was talking about. That's the sort of advice you tend to keep...
We will diligently report any and all new products that we come across as helpful or useful. And, we hope to develop long term relationships with our affiliates, as we open up the rest of our web pages in the near future.
Allow me to introduce our new affiliate sponsors!
The Fan Zoo is, simply stated, a Sports Memorabilia distributor, based out of Vancouver, Canada. Their overall mission, however, is so much more. From their website:
The Fan Zoo is committed to "Connecting Athletes with their Communities of fans" through:
- Sports Memorabilia signings
- Hockey player events with local children and youth
- Hockey schools
- Outfitting local sports teams
All our sports initiatives have a societal impact on local organizations or individuals.
The next company we're now working with, and equally excited about, is SpiceBox Ltd. As promised on their website:
SpiceBox creates high quality books and activity kits, designed to foster learning, friendship, fun and laughter.
This mission is very special to Feathermaye and me. Also, knowing that many of you have artistic interests and hobbies, and a few of you are STARVING ARTISTS like us, we really couldn't turn away from the chance to do business with such fine folks. These cool art kits are a fantastic way to expose your talent to different media, without investing a fortune! We love to go look at their product line...
**I also want to mention that both The Fan Zoo and SpiceBoxBooks.com reached out to us personally in response to our application for affiliate advertising. Both companies took the time to visit this website and ask questions to determine how well we fit together. These are exactly the sorts of relationships we hope to foster over the coming years.
Stay tuned for the next edition of "...ways and means..." to hear about some of our other sponsors, like Minimus.biz (which you absolutely NEED when living life in survival-mode), and FiveFingerTees.com, your ultimate resource when you need some ridiculously awesome t-shirts.
Be sure to look for us on facebook. And, it would really help OUR cause if you click to follow this blog. Please be sweet and give this one a Tweet! as you Stumbleupon to your next brilliant find...Digg it!
Posted by Unknown at 2:08 PM
THE AGONIZING TRUTH
Circulation (319) AGONY, TEXAS
Jackson Tuck Editor
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Drylander, always a large man, rumor has it
that he's dropped hundreds of pounds and is
getting involved with The Mountain, in Canton
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Long time Radio personality and owner of KGAY radio, here in Agony, Travis Drylander was reported to be both alive, and well. Drylander told the AT: "I just had to get outta town. I followed the Herndons to this place. I like it, and I'm staying. That's all..."
Folks here in Agony were shocked to hear of Drylander's seemingly clandestine jettison of his home town. "I've known Travis all my life. He never much came outside, much less ever left town. Shoot...I didn't even know the fool could drive!" Clim Stanton told the AT.
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| The Cuts of Agony "The Big Nothing" |
"I figured he wondered off into the Big Nothing," Sam Carmichael told the AT. "We searched out yonder for days and didn't find enough to feed a chigger, much less somebody Travis' size..."
Drylander was always a large man at least until this last year, where a few scattered reports surfaced of Agonites seeing Travis as he slimmed down.
"Man would not come out if people were about," Mimi Lutz of Lutz' diner told the AT. "Travis always comes in about three, or four in the morning, depending on how many folks would be in here, sitting in the diner. Last few days, we ain't seen him any."
Why Drylander would go so far as to follow Novelist S. Bond Herndon as far away as Canton, Texas no one may ever know.
We made a quick phone call to Herndon about the report and asked if he had anything to add. "Well, we're about to need a radio man up this way..." Was all the controversial writer had to say about the matter.
Posted by Unknown at 11:45 AM
One of the most unexpected benefits of setting off to look for things that make you want to just BE FREE UPON THE FACE of The EARTH, are the people that come out of no where to help. As near as I've ever been able to tell, it's a very organic thing...
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Post Katrina found us, and a lot of
other Houston area folks digging
deep of their time and anything
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With supposition, I can clearly see how others want to reach out. We certainly have given whenever we had it. Usually anything above our basic needs, we've given, in one form or another. Especially in a time of great need.
Some might even ask: "How can you ever expect help when you won't give it yourself?" I know most of YOU give whenever you can. It's not a solitary notion--THANK GOD.
As The Fabulous Feathermaye is always quick to remind me: It's never easy accepting HELP from others... After all: we're supposed to be self-sufficient...Right? But, that's the sort of thinking that leads to disaster!
Survival Rule #1-- never turn down help!
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| Rule #217 in effect |
Feathermaye is assembling all the new rules we've come up with or against, as the case may be. Such as Tip #217 for living in survival-mode: When you wake to a sudden downward shift in the temperature, be prepared to add layers and carry on.
There are lots of things like that which we'll be passing along.
So we say thank you, to the wonderful people who have helped us along the way, and have welcomed us into the bosom of THE MOUNTAIN. I promised not to call them all out by name since they would only be embarrassed by the recognition...they give without thinking twice.
Meanwhile...Work is piling up, and I've we've got to get back to it!
Remember: Come see us on THE MOUNTAIN as soon as you can. If you're an artist who has been following, send us an email if you would like to plan a trip down to attend, and participate in a Trade Day Weekend.
Artists who wish to know more about, or just ask questions about THE MOUNTAIN please feel free to contact either Heather@feathermayemultimedia.com or sbond@feathermayemultimedia.com
We are always happy to talk about THE MOUNTAIN...
Remember you can always find us on facebook, (THANKS ZUCK!). We welcome you to follow this blog. Please be sweet and give this one a Tweet! as you stumble through your day...can you digg it?
Posted by Unknown at 2:53 PM
THE AGONIZING TRUTH (cir 319)
Sunday October 23rd 2011
Jackson Tuck Editor
Local Housewives Shoot for Stardom
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| Mrs. Nayland Tuck |
Six local Housewives announced today their intention to shoot and market their own TV Reality Series: The Real Housewies of Agony...Texas. "We got the idea from feathermaye..." One source within the group told the AT, mentioning the wife of controversial Novelist S. Bond Herndon, who was also the target of a record number of lawsuits just last week.
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Mrs. Tank Mortson was
once a screen actress... |
"She's always thinking up ideas like that..." Willa Wadswood, one Agonite Housewife, added about THE FABULOUS FEATHERMAYE. "She's the one that pointed out how we folks here in Agony have an advantage, when it comes to marketing and branding..." Wadswood went on: "Like how her husband used the play on words in the title of his new book: A Week in Agony...TEXAS"
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Herndon's controversial book tells all the
secrets about Agony...Texas! |
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| Willa Wadswood |
Not one of the "Real Housewives" I spoke with today was prepared to do more than speak about the Herndons kindly. None of these women chose to participate in the lawsuit. "We think the whole lawsuit business is just foolishness on the part of some around town..." One Housewife insider wishing to remain anonymous told the AT.
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Norma Sipes Lead Cashier
Greasy Dollar General Store |
"We plan to start production sometime in the next few months..." Norma Onyx told the AT. "We're still working on our screen tests and such as that...feathermaye said we should take our time with it..."
Y'all remember Norma when she was the lead majorette on the Agony High Marching Band and Bugle Corps. Of course, she still works over at the Greasy Dollar store, over by the oil patch.
Evidently, these women are serious about putting this pilot together, and then sending it up for consideration with the available networks.
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| Little Anna Dixon folks! |
"It's going to be a feathermaye production, to start with..." Little Anna Dixon told the AT: "They do all that sort of stuff, plus they write books and all that...it's all just so exciting! Jerry, my husband, went and bought me a new semi-automatic for this weekend's hunting!
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The only Onyx in the competition?
Where's Olyandra? |
Not to be outspoken, Millicent Onyx also tossed her hat into the ring of contenders, even though she has been widowed these last seven years. "I still consider myself a 'housewife', Milly told the AT. "Who's to say otherwise? I've done nothing else for the last forty years!"
What do the women of the Agony Poker Club have to say about "The REAL Housewives of Agony...Texas"? That and more in the next issue!
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